VA Politicians - You Are NOT Welcome In My Home!

First there was the apparently sexually repressed VA gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, who wanted to invade my bedroom to see if my partner and I were driving each other to the heights of sexual ecstasy by indulging one another in oral and anal sex. And now along comes Mark Obenshain, who wants to invade that other bastion of privacy: the bathroom! Mr. Obenshain has declared that if a VA woman has a miscarriage, without a physician present, she must report it to the police within 24 hours or risk going to jail for a full year! This is fully as ludicrous as Cuccinelli's crazed concept of crouching expectantly at the bedside of couples throughout the Commonwealth, just waiting for them to get up to oral or anal high jinks - pray tell, how in the hell was he thinking to enforce such a law? And just how does Obenshain plan to come between a woman and her toilet? Follow every woman of copulating age around every time she goes to take a whiz on the off chance she might just "let one slip?" Before legislators waste their time, and our money, proposing such strange, worthless and socially deviant pieces of legislation, they might want to at least investigate the practical nature of whether or not there is any means available to enforce them should they ever, by some cruel twist of Fate, get enacted into law. VA legislators, I've already made it clear by my vote that you are not welcome in my body. Now you are not welcome in my home, either!